SNKglish: Spanky the Dolphin

Source: Aero Fighters 2
Spanky is the first dolphin pilot, and he doesn't like it when people disrespect him based on species. He may not have hands, but he can fry with the best of them.

So I thought that it'd be neat to go through SNK's catalogue for its most egregious Engrish and make little cards like this to go with them. Maybe this could be a fun Fanime print series thing, but for now it's great just looking at these translations and just trying to figure out how things like this happen.

also how do i dolphin